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ccavacini
11-22-2005, 08:30 AM
THE BLONDE AND THE LORD

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and
finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in
the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the
voice bellowed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the
ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied,

"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"


Now, you have to admit, that was a good one.



goggleye57
11-22-2005, 11:06 AM
That was a good one!:) I knew a guy who tried to fish a pond that turned out to be a pool of water in a cornfield!
QuailDancer
11-22-2005, 12:12 PM
Dang, I didn't think anyone saw me.
rico
11-22-2005, 06:18 PM
I heard that one about twenty years ago with a different twist it involved a polish person...but I do have one for you CC...Did you hear what happened to the Italian national hockey team?............They drown during spring training!!!!! I am laughing as I type!!!!!!:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
ccavacini
11-23-2005, 06:01 AM
I heard that one about twenty years ago with a different twist it involved a polish person...but I do have one for you CC...Did you hear what happened to the Italian national hockey team?............They drown during spring training!!!!! I am laughing as I type!!!!!!:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
That's good...although I heard that one 35 years ago, and it was the Polish hockey team....;)

I'll bet the Polish are happy for Blondes...they're the brunt of all the jokes now.

Cary
rico
11-23-2005, 06:49 PM
hey cary if you are that old then quit recycling the jokes. i am gonna talk to my nephew and niece and see if you are the "joke man" at school. by the way my wife is blonde, i am half hillbilly, half german with some injun thrown in...and the only thing that the poles and blondes like down my way is good "wop" jokes...:biggrin:
ChapstickCharlie
11-25-2005, 06:46 PM
HickoryNut get out on the ice this year, I guarantee you'll kick yourself for not doing this 30 years ago.