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QuailDancer
05-05-2006, 07:23 AM
Our good buddy is in NY State chasing turkeys.
Will he????
1. Bag the elusive eastern turkey?
2. Have a V.P. moment and shoot one of his hunting partners?
3. Bag a turkey vulture by mistake?
4. Ever stop talking about the trip once he returns?
Due to the fact that Dean just jinxed himself on the Turkey Check-in thread, I vote that he will not bag a turkey, but he will be malled by a ferocious, rabid bobcat.
HuntinIN
05-05-2006, 08:20 AM
I guess he gets excited and blasts a hen that attacks his decoy, incurs a large fine, can't afford to come home, scuffles with the law and lands in jail where he learns what it feels like to be a hen.
oldrookie
05-05-2006, 08:39 AM
Man you guys are harsh. I say he takes wrong ammo and never gets shot off.
oldrookie
QuailDancer
05-05-2006, 08:52 AM
I predict that Dean will get lost somewhere in the foothills of New York, meet up with a hermit woodsman named Cleat and end up in a “Deliverance” moment.
They’ll eventually grow fond of each other and spend long summer evenings entertaining each other by singing a touchy duet of Moonlight In Vermont.
Hoosier_Steelheader
05-05-2006, 10:20 AM
In New York, he'll Run into Rip Vanwinkle and tap a nap and wake up in 20years..
lilkrou
05-05-2006, 11:26 AM
Man you guys are harsh. I say he takes wrong ammo and never gets shot off.
oldrookieAmmo?? That would mean that he took some in the first place!:banghead3
Check list:
toothbrush/toothpaste...check
comb...not needed!:evilsmile
food...check
hunting clothes...check
turkey calls...check
turkey decoys...check
gun...check
ammo..oops!!:dizzy:
DaWG of Indpls
05-05-2006, 02:59 PM
I predict Dean will see two BIG toms standing close to one another. He will get off a shot, but he will miscalculate the distance and kill two birds. He will be ticketed/fined but bring home two birds and an empty wallet.:bonk:
FINS&GRINS
05-05-2006, 09:30 PM
i predict deans brother dan will get one and dean will come home talking about all the deer he seen, and some plan to go hunt them this fall im sure he will meet somebody out there because you know how shy he is !!!!!!!!
i predict deans brother dan will get one and dean will come home talking about all the deer he seen, and some plan to go hunt them this fall im sure he will meet somebody out there because you know how shy he is !!!!!!!!
Now that sounds like a likely outcome!
Dean Weimer
05-06-2006, 12:35 PM
NO Turkeys yet...although Dr. Dan almost sealed the deal this A.M.
Brought right ammo..thanks to Dr. Dan...
Had "Sweet Baby Ray's" fine rib dinner last night..I thank you!
I'll have you know Birdbrain's that we already had the "Deliverance" talk yesterday. No, "Broke Butt Mountain" here, people. But, I am taking up banjo lessons..../???
Yes, Mike, I've been invited to come deer hunt too......(tisk, tisk!!)
Furthermore.....F Y G!!!!!!!
Well I seen Dean's post NO TURKEY YET. I believe he will fall into Bush's trap and George will him a job with a title something like this Dean's Bush Turkey or Head of the Washington's Turkey Club. Sorry dean
Dean Weimer
05-07-2006, 09:34 PM
Howdy all. Turkeys! Turkeys! Turkeys! (Yes, this means you...people!)
Noone scored, but we saw a bunch this morning. Needless to say, I'm hooked on Turkey hunting now. Ray and I saw a bunch this morning, but none got close enough. Dan was covered up in birds too, but the same thing happened. The Toms weren't gobbling very much, and Dano had a few hens ruin his game plan on two separate occasions. Turkey hunting is very cool. I'm looking forward to learning more about it, etc. Man, those boogers have got some eyes!!!!!
Hopefully I'll get to go here in Indiana before season ends. Dan and I might get to go out Wed. night.
Just what I need, another obsession!!!!!!
scrapewatcher
05-08-2006, 07:32 AM
Howdy all. Turkeys! Turkeys! Turkeys! (Yes, this means you...people!)
Noone scored, but we saw a bunch this morning. Needless to say, I'm hooked on Turkey hunting now. Ray and I saw a bunch this morning, but none got close enough. Dan was covered up in birds too, but the same thing happened. The Toms weren't gobbling very much, and Dano had a few hens ruin his game plan on two separate occasions. Turkey hunting is very cool. I'm looking forward to learning more about it, etc. Man, those boogers have got some eyes!!!!!
Hopefully I'll get to go here in Indiana before season ends. Dan and I might get to go out Wed. night.
Just what I need, another obsession!!!!!! see !! i told you you would become a beard worshiper.
QuailDancer
05-08-2006, 08:17 AM
Sorry to hear you did't get a bird Dean, but sounds like you had a good time none the less.
trdtnlbwhntr
05-08-2006, 08:34 AM
Turkey hunting can be so great but it gets to you. If turkeys could smell like a deer, I wouldnt even waste my time trying to hunt them. They are simply ridiculous with that vision and hearing. Dean good luck shaking the turkey hunting bug it doesnt happen to be honest with you. I remember my first morning of hunting. We used an owl hoot to locate and decide where to start at in the morning. One turkey gobbled then about seven or eight more just went crazy like dominoes down a ridge. I didnt kill anything the first two weekends. THe last weekend of season when we got a bird to respond to some calls he came into about eight yards strutting his stuff to our decoys. He wouldnt come out of strut for anything so i could shoot him. When we started talking to him he just got out long enough to take some Winchester Premium #5's to the mellon and from there on out I was hooked. My dad shot his first bird this past weekend. 23 lbs 10" beard and 21mm spurs. Good starter. Congrats to my dad.
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