How may dogs

[ccavacini]

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?





Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our

whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid

burned out bulb?





Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not

up to code.







Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!





Rottweiler: Make me.







Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.





Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can

I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!



German Shepherd: I'll change it as

soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I

haven't missed any,

and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried

to take advantage of the situation.





Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the

walls and furniture.





Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light

bulb!





Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the

dark.





Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.





Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....





Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?





Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little

circle...





Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By

the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Brittany: Yeh, right.