Fix the Outhouse

[ccavacini]

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when

she hollers out, "Pa, ya need to go out and fix the

outhouse!"



Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with

the outhouse."



Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out

there and fix it."

So.......Pa mosies out to the outhouse,

looks around, and yells back,



"Ma, there ain't nuthin wrong with the

outhouse! "



Ma replies, "Stick yer head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in

that hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yer head in the

hole to see what to fix."



So with that, Pa sticks his head in the

hole, looks around, and yells back,

"Ma, there ain't nuthin wrong with this

outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take yer head out

of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the

hole, then starts yelling,

"Ma, help! My beard is stuck in the cracks

of the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it?"

[QuailDancer]

creepy and funny. where do you find your jokes?

[ccavacini]

I'm a high school teacher....we have to be creepy and funny...

I don't know, everyone sends me jokes all the time.