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$50 IS $50

MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR
EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR
MORRIS WOULD SAY, "ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT
HELICOPTER".

ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, "I KNOW, MORRIS, BUT THAT
HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50
DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."

ONE YEAR, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR, AND
MORRIS SAID, ESTHER I'M 85
YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT
NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE."

ESTHER REPLIED, "MORRIS, THAT HELICOPTER IS 50
DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS
IS 50 DOLLARS."


THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID, "FOLKS,
I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL
TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY
QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AN NOT SAY A WORD, I WON'T CHARGE YOU; BUT, IF YOU SAY
ONE WORD, IT'S 50
DOLLARS."

MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT
DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY
MANEUVERS, BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DARE
DEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER
AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD.

WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS AND
SAID,"BY GOLLY, I DID
EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU
DIDN'T. I'M
IMPRESSED!"

MORRIS REPLIED, "WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING
WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT
50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS".
 
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