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$50 is $50

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    $50 IS $50

    MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR
    EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR
    MORRIS WOULD SAY, "ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT
    HELICOPTER".

    ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, "I KNOW, MORRIS, BUT THAT
    HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50
    DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."

    ONE YEAR, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR, AND
    MORRIS SAID, ESTHER I'M 85
    YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT
    NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE."

    ESTHER REPLIED, "MORRIS, THAT HELICOPTER IS 50
    DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS
    IS 50 DOLLARS."


    THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID, "FOLKS,
    I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL
    TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY
    QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AN NOT SAY A WORD, I WON'T CHARGE YOU; BUT, IF YOU SAY
    ONE WORD, IT'S 50
    DOLLARS."

    MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT
    DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY
    MANEUVERS, BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DARE
    DEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER
    AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD.

    WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS AND
    SAID,"BY GOLLY, I DID
    EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU
    DIDN'T. I'M
    IMPRESSED!"

    MORRIS REPLIED, "WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING
    WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT
    50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS".