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A Colts' Fan?

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 31, 2007.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

    A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
    "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
    "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies.
    "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago , I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.

    "Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies.
    "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago and you aren't a Cubs fan, I just assumed you had to be a Sox," says the reporter and starts writing again.

    "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.
    "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy.
    "Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

    "I'm a Colts fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
    "Little Bastard From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet!"
     
  2. i knew it was just a matter of time before the colts fans became violent...
    tragic really...
    i can understand though. as a fan of good defense i got violent watching the jacksonville game haha

    GO BEARS
     

  3. Must have been on the South side, near Commiskey.:yikes: What an area to have a ball diamond.
     
  4. I tired to play a pickup game on that diamond...jones said no...he is anti-fun....GO SOX