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A horse, A chicken and a Harley

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by dleslie217, Feb 26, 2006.

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    Subject: A Horse, A Chicken and A Harley





    A Horse, A Chicken and A Harley


    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
    together.

    One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
    to sink.

    Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
    farmer for help!

    Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

    Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
    avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

    Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of
    rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
    arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
    rope the chicken tossed ! to him.

    After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
    chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
    bike, rescued the horse!

    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
    the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
    Pals.

    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
    began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

    The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

    Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and
    he would then lift him out of the pit.

    The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
    his life.

    The moral of the story? ....... (Yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)





    "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley to Pick Up
    Chicks!"









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