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A lady walks into a ....

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jun 8, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed
    some cyanide.
    The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"


    The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I
    can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
    I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of
    bad things will happen!

    Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
    husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.


     

  2. Now that is an instant classic!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Once again, Cary rules with his killer one liner jokes......
     
  4. seabee

    seabee Staff Member Super Mod Mod

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    My wife is a pharmacist, thats her favorite joke to tell.
     
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