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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
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> The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
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> "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
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> "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man
asked.
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> "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to
spend all my time trying to stay alive."
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> "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of
food?" the man asked.
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> "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in
20 years!"
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> "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
?instead of food?" the man asked.
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> "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the
homeless man.
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> "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
?Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my
wife."
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> The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you
for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."
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> The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a
man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
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now this one is right up my alley!!!!!!!:biggrin:
 

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Hunting season is about to come to full boil. That means the golf clubs are hitting the closet, now I'm down to 2 out of 4. :confused:
 

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QuailDancer said:
Hunting season is about to come to full boil. That means the golf clubs are hitting the closet, now I'm down to 2 out of 4. :confused:
I just put my clubs up last weekend. Had a buddy invite to a FREE outing this coming Saturday...and I just laughed at him.

I'll be in a tree, thank you very kindly.
 

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The guys I play golf with don't understand either. We just have to show kindness and pity those less informed, I try not to make them feel bad about it.
 
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