Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

A lesson to be learned

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
    particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
    couple of dollars for dinner.
    > The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
    give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
    > "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
    > "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man
    > "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to
    spend all my time trying to stay alive."
    > "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of
    food?" the man asked.
    > "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in
    20 years!"
    > "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
    ?instead of food?" the man asked.
    > "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the
    homeless man.
    > "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
    ?Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my
    > The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you
    for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
    > The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a
    man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
  2. now this one is right up my alley!!!!!!!:biggrin:

  3. I still drink beer, play golf and fish. Three out of four isn't so bad, is it?
  4. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod're missing the most important one....
  5. No he's not....he said he still fishes!!!:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: LOL
  6. Hunting season is about to come to full boil. That means the golf clubs are hitting the closet, now I'm down to 2 out of 4. :confused:
  7. I just put my clubs up last weekend. Had a buddy invite to a FREE outing this coming Saturday...and I just laughed at him.

    I'll be in a tree, thank you very kindly.
  8. The guys I play golf with don't understand either. We just have to show kindness and pity those less informed, I try not to make them feel bad about it.