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A sweet grandmother

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked,

    "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is

    The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name
    and room number?"

    The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said,
    "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

    The Operator replied, "Let me place you on
    hold while I check with her nurse."

    After a few minutes the Operator returned to the phone, "Oh, Good news.
    Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is
    fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

    The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried!
    God bless you for the good news."

    The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your

    The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one
    tells me crap."
  2. Ya had me all the way till the end. Thats a good one!!