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Airman Jones

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised
    new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI
    It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman
    Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never
    happened before.
    Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in
    the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.

    Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and
    then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are
    killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries.
    If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get
    killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000."

    "Now," he concluded," which bunch do you think they are going
    to send into battle first?"