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Airplane Joke

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by JL, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. Not sure how appropriate it is, but it sure is funny:

    > Nymphomaniac Convention
    >
    >
    >
    > A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
    >settled in, he
    >
    > glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the
    >plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As
    >fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
    >
    >
    >
    > Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
    >"Business trip or
    >
    > pleasure?"
    >
    >
    >
    > She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the
    >Annual
    >
    > Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago.
    >
    >
    >
    > He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
    >had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of
    >nymphomaniacs.
    >
    >
    >
    > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
    >"What's your
    >
    > business role at this convention?"
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
    >have
    >
    > learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of
    >the popular myths about sexuality."
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > "Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African
    >
    >
    > American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when
    >in fact it
    >
    > is the Native American Indian who is most likely to
    >possess that trait.
    >
    > Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
    >lovers, when
    >
    > actually it's the men of Jewish descent who are the
    >best. I have also
    >
    > discovered that the lover with absolutely the best
    >stamina is the
    >
    > Southern Redneck."
    >
    >
    >
    > Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
    >blushed. "I'm
    >
    > sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all
    >of this
    >
    > with you, I don't even know your name."
    >
    >
    >
    > "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends
    >all call me Bubba."
     
  2. Cheif Pokemplenti, "The Half Jewish/Half Souther Baptist" would be very proud.....
     

  3. Rowdy

    Rowdy

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    I wonder if hes from the Slapaho tribe?
     
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