Not sure how appropriate it is, but it sure is funny: > Nymphomaniac Convention > > > > A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he >settled in, he > > glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the >plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As >fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. > > > > Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, >"Business trip or > > pleasure?" > > > > She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the >Annual > > Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago. > > > > He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he >had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of >nymphomaniacs. > > > > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, >"What's your > > business role at this convention?" > > > > > > "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I >have > > learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of >the popular myths about sexuality." > > > > > > "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" > > > > > > "Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African > > > American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when >in fact it > > is the Native American Indian who is most likely to >possess that trait. > > Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best >lovers, when > > actually it's the men of Jewish descent who are the >best. I have also > > discovered that the lover with absolutely the best >stamina is the > > Southern Redneck." > > > > Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and >blushed. "I'm > > sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all >of this > > with you, I don't even know your name." > > > > "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends >all call me Bubba."