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Alcohol Warnings

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    W A R N I N G:
    The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
    what happened to your bra and panties.
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    W A R N I N G:
    The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
    whispering when you are not.
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    W A R N I N G:
    The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in your dancing like
    a retard.
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    W A R N I N G:
    The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again you love them.
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    W A R N I N G:
    The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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    W A R N I N G:
    The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
    converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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    W A R N I N G:
    The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
    you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
    people.
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    W A R N I N G:
    The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
    laughing WITH you.
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    W A R N I N G:
    The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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    W A R N I N G:
    The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your
    butt kicked.
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    W A R N I N G:
    The crumsumpten of alchohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gud.
     
  2. i can relate last friday to about 80% of those. haha. :biggrin:
     

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