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An Italian joke

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 31, 2007.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
    years.
    One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that
    she
    was pregnant.
    Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large
    sum of
    money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she
    stayed in
    Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until
    the
    child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the
    baby
    was
    born.
    To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
    write
    "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
    payments to
    begin.
    One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
    Honey, she said, "You received a very strange post card today."
    "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
    The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned
    white
    and fainted.
    On the card was written:

    "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
    Two with meatballs,
    one without"
     
  2. Is this what you teachers come up with inbetween classes?