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Another Blonde joke

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Oct 19, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the

    assistant for some rectum deodorant. The

    pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the

    woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never

    have.

    Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist

    that she has been buying the stuff from this store

    on a regular basis and would like some more.

    "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't

    have any"

    "But I always buy it here," says the blonde

    "Do you have the container that it came in?"

    asks the pharmacist..

    "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get

    it."

    She returns with the container and hands it

    to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,

    "This is just a normal stick of underarm

    deodorant"

    Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container

    back and reads out loud from the

    container...........................................



    " TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "