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bad night

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by pigeonflier, Jan 31, 2007.

  1. DW staggered home very late after an evening with his drinking buddies.

    He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife. He tiptoed as
    quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom,
    but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the
    banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. The
    bottle of whiskey in each back pocket broke and made his landing
    especially painful.

    Managing not to yell, DW staggered up, pulled down his pants, and
    looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and
    bleeding.

    He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a
    Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now
    almost empty Band-Aid box and stumbled his way to bed.

    In the morning, DW woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt.
    His wife sat staring at him from across the room. She said, "DW, ye were drunk again last night, weren't ye?"

    DW said, "Why are ye accusin' me of such a thing?"
    "Ah, well," she said, "it could be the open front door; it could be
    the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs; it could be the drops of
    blood trailing through the house; it could be yer bloodshot eyes; but
    mostly, I'm thinkin', it's all those Band-Aids stuck to the hall mirror."
     

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