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Beer CEO's

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, May 16, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    At a world brewing convention in California, the CEOs of various
    brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.


    Brian, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the
    Best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a bloody Fosters, mate."

    Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "Here, in the States, we brew
    the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a
    Bud."

    Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me
    ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."

    Tommy/Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me
    a diet Coke with ice and lemon? Tanks."
    The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
    their faces. Eventually Brian asks: "Are you not going to have a
    Guinness, Pat?"

    Tommy/Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then
    neither am I."
     
  2. Ah yes, are old friend...BEER!!!!

    Yet another beauty, Cary. Do the Italians make any good beers??
     

  3. I would think stomping on the barley would make the feet hurt.
     
  4. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    How do you think Italians remove foot callouses...

    Italian beer ....get ahold of Peroni (Red) from Sicily or Birra Moretti.. A sip of either will turn you into an honorary Godfather.