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Birthday Present

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jul 13, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Subject: Picking a birthday present


    The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

    He wanted a new truck.

    She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through
    traffic around town.

    He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
    everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

    "Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
    seconds or less.

    "And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

    For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

    His funeral services are pending.
     
  2. holly cow lol lol lol:yikes: good one :biggrin:
     

  3. You got to be careful what you say:) :bowdown:
     
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