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Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, May 25, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
    One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and
    fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the
    other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
    without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in
    again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
    understand what they were doing.

    So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it-why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner
    follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped her
    brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're
    normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the
    called in sick."
  2. Since I am blonde, I have always used my uncle's words regarding blonde jokes: They only apply to women, although I have my moments as well.

  3. my wife, a blonde, will be back to tree planting duties as soon as her nail polish dries!!!! It has been going on three weeks now.....