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Blondes--year in review

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    THE BLONDE YEAR IN REVIEW
    January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.


    February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit
    into the typewriter.

    March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months
    because the box said "2-4 years."

    April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

    May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into
    those little packets.

    June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with
    a slope.

    July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming! competition, complained
    to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

    August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their
    locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the
    top was down.

    September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

    October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1
    hour per pound and she weighed 120.

    December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone
    button.