Boy's letter to his father

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished

    to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

    Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on

    the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad"

    Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing

    you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a

    scene with you and Mom.

    I' ve been finding real passion with Joan and she

    is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her

    piercing, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much

    older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
    Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She

    owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the

    whole winter. We share

    a dream of having many more children.

    Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana

    doesn't really hurt

    anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in

    the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a

    cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how

    to take care of myself. Someday,! I'm sure we'll be back to visit

    so you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Your son,


    P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I

    just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in

    life than the report

    card that's in my desk drawer.

    I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come


  2. Holy Cow! :yikes: Suddenly grades became unimportant, if for only a few seconds!

  3. Horse-Hockey! I want to see A's!
    And I want Cary to grade the kids papers using the brightest red ink he can Find!

    That was hillarious...
  4. Thanks for the that one ccavacini!! That was a good one, something I should have done when I was growing up....

  5. My old man would have kicked my A$$ for that .......TWICE!!!!!!!!!:cwm27:
  6. Me too.:biggrin: :biggrin: