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The Pentagon announced today, the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States ******* Fighting Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have only been given the following facts about terrorist:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. The are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
 

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Hey you better throw in the boys from W. Va. I know them boys could handle those Iraqeeeeee you know TOWEL HEADS.
 

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The prerequisite for commanding these forces is that your flashlight must take atleast four batteries.
 

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What is the difference between a female terrorist and a bowling ball anyone?




If you had to, you could eat a bowling ball.
 
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