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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jul 21, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    [font=verdana, arial, helvetica]17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See ;;


    Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an jerk.



    Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"



    The proctologist called
    ...they found your head.




    Everyone has a photographic memory
    ...some just don't have any film.




    Your ridiculous little
    opinion has been noted. ----I really like this one.



    I used to have a handle
    on life...but it broke off.



    WANTED: Meaningful
    overnight relationship.




    Guys...just because you have one,
    doesn't mean you have to be one.



    Some people just don't know how to drive...
    I call these people "Everybody But Me,"



    Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.



    Don't like my driving?
    Then quit watching me.


    If you can read this..I can
    slam on my brakes and sue you.



    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



    Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.


    Hang up and drive!!



    Welcome to America ,,
    now speak English !![/font]



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  2. Several there I'd like to put on my truck..lol....
     
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