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Christmas Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and

says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and

I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough!"

"Pop, what are you talking about?!" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.

"We're sick of each other; and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call

your sister in Chicago and tell her!"

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck

they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this!" She

calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT

getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there! ! I'm calling

my brother back, and we'll both be there in about a week. Until then, don't

do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?!" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,

"they will be here for Christmas......and paying their own way."

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