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Chucky the Rooster

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,
    "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"

    THE OLD FARMER SAID, "OH, THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER, CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO,
    CHUCKY GOES."

    "I AM SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T
    ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

    THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS
    OVERALLS HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE
    THEATER.

    HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.

    THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER
    UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE
    MOVIE.


    "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

    "WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

    "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."

    "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.

    "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED.

    "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. " AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"

    "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"

     

  2. OK, now that's funny.:chillin: