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Cigarettes and Tampons

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 24, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

    The sales girl notices him ! and asks him if she can help him.

    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

    She directs him down the correct aisle.

    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton

    balls and a ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

    He answers, " You see, it's like this,

    yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,

    and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling

    papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

    So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.