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Daughter's birthday

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Dec 7, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Daughter's Birthday




    A father leaves work a little late one night and on his way home, he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought a gift.


    He parks his car in front of a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the window?"

    With a convincing voice the salesperson replies, "Well we have 'Barbie goes to the Gym' for $19.95, 'Barbie plays Volleyball' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes Shopping' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes to the Beach' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes Dancing' for $19.95, and 'Divorced Barbie' for $265.95."

    The surprised man asks, "What? Why does the divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are only $19.95?" Taking a deep breath, the salesperson responds, "Sir... the 'Divorced Barbie' comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, and one of Ken's friends."