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Dear Tide

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Feb 15, 2007.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Dear Tide:

    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of
    my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!

    In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some
    red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncar ing S.O.B.
    husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally
    started becoming a pain.

    One thing led to another and somehow I ended up
    with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with
    bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
    came out!

    In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
    yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

    What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

    Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

  2. I hafta email that one to my eldest brother.

  3. Cant let my better ½ see this:bash: