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Dorfus Dippinfrack

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by ccavacini, Nov 15, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    For those who have absolutely nothing to do, or want a new
    name... How stupid do you have to be to do this? Well, I'm Dorfus Dippinfrack:bouncy:

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to
    determine your new first name:
    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine
    the first half of your new last name:
    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to
    determine the second half of your new last name:
    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice
     
  2. Snickle ChickenSniffer here reporting for duty!
     

  3. just found out i'm a Dorky Frickin Hump, geeze, wife's been telling me that for years.
     
  4. snickle chickendoodle, here.....
     
  5. You know, if CCAVACINI went back into his post and edited it out, you guy would be left out on a limb with no trees in sight. With names like that, you'd be lucky to find jobs arranging flowers or doing interior decoration.