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A couple of drinkin buddies who are airplane mechanics

>are in the hanger at JFK airport in New York; it's fogged

>over and they have nothing to do.


>One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything

>to drink?" The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you

>can drink jet fuel and that will give you a buzz." So

>they decide to try the jet fuel, they get trashed and

>have a good old time like only drinkin buddies can do.


>The following morning one of them wakes up and is afraid

>to sit up for fear his head will explode from the awful

>hangover he's going to have. He gets up and feels good,

>in fact he feels GREAT! NO HANGOVER!


>The phone rings and it's his buddy. The buddy says,

>"Hey how are you feeling this morning? I'm actually

>feeling really good!" The buddy says, "Me too! I feel

>great! Man that jet fuel is great stuff! No hangover...we

>ought to do this more often!"


>"Yeah, we could but there's just one thing...." "What's

>that?" "Did you fart yet?" "No...Why?" "Well, DON'T,

>'cause I'm in PHOENIX!"

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