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Drinkin' buddies

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Nov 21, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A couple of drinkin buddies who are airplane mechanics

    >are in the hanger at JFK airport in New York; it's fogged

    >over and they have nothing to do.


    >One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything

    >to drink?" The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you

    >can drink jet fuel and that will give you a buzz." So

    >they decide to try the jet fuel, they get trashed and

    >have a good old time like only drinkin buddies can do.


    >The following morning one of them wakes up and is afraid

    >to sit up for fear his head will explode from the awful

    >hangover he's going to have. He gets up and feels good,

    >in fact he feels GREAT! NO HANGOVER!


    >The phone rings and it's his buddy. The buddy says,

    >"Hey how are you feeling this morning? I'm actually

    >feeling really good!" The buddy says, "Me too! I feel

    >great! Man that jet fuel is great stuff! No hangover...we

    >ought to do this more often!"


    >"Yeah, we could but there's just one thing...." "What's

    >that?" "Did you fart yet?" "No...Why?" "Well, DON'T,

    >'cause I'm in PHOENIX!"