A couple of drinkin buddies who are airplane mechanics >are in the hanger at JFK airport in New York; it's fogged >over and they have nothing to do. > >One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything >to drink?" The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you >can drink jet fuel and that will give you a buzz." So >they decide to try the jet fuel, they get trashed and >have a good old time like only drinkin buddies can do. > >The following morning one of them wakes up and is afraid >to sit up for fear his head will explode from the awful >hangover he's going to have. He gets up and feels good, >in fact he feels GREAT! NO HANGOVER! > >The phone rings and it's his buddy. The buddy says, >"Hey how are you feeling this morning? I'm actually >feeling really good!" The buddy says, "Me too! I feel >great! Man that jet fuel is great stuff! No hangover...we >ought to do this more often!" > >"Yeah, we could but there's just one thing...." "What's >that?" "Did you fart yet?" "No...Why?" "Well, DON'T, >'cause I'm in PHOENIX!"