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Drunk--Hoosier Style

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Ft. Wayne.

    After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so

    intoxicated that he could barely walk.

    The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the

    officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying

    his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car

    which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of

    other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,

    switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) --

    flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn

    and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few

    inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more

    minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left. At last, the

    parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to

    drive slowly down the road.

    The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started

    up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the

    man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the

    breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any

    alcohol at all!

    Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me

    to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

    "I doubt it," said the truly proud Hoosier. "Tonight I'm the

    designated decoy."
  2. i heard that joke like two years ago but its funny everytime..

  3. Where can you buy those decoys at? Are they listed in Cabelas. I have to get some of them...:evilsmile
  4. I actually have 2 different friends that have done that at two different bars in the Ft. Wayne area......... It was quite a few years ago, but mmy god did we laugh about it!