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Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Ft. Wayne.

After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so

intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the

officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying

his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car

which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of

other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,

switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) --

flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn

and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few

inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more

minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left. At last, the

parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to

drive slowly down the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started

up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the

man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the

breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any

alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me

to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hoosier. "Tonight I'm the

designated decoy."
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