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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Nov 18, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and

    orders a drink.

    Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets

    up,staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker

    in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her

    in the hallway butt naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

    The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are

    confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

    The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your

    grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

    The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker

    still says nothing.

    The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you

    something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

    At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders,

    looks him square in the eyes and says..

    "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk!"

     
  2. A toast that we're all so lucky at that age;)
     

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