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Emergency Room

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by ccavacini, Feb 25, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Ok, all you Smarty Pants out there---Hospital Emergency room....Knife wounds....What's the major cause of these knife wounds?
     
  2. One of three reasons:

    A) couldn't find wine opener so used pocket knife, slicing open hand.

    2) Met 350 lb blind date for dinner and accidentally took steak knife in the eye reaching for breadsticks.

    D) Stuck self in stomache hara kari style with same steak knife after losing arm wrestling match over last breadstick.
     

  3. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    3 good choices....Nope
     
  4. Carelessness....stupidity?
     
  5. Disagreement with the wife...

    Just sharpened knife and was seeing how sharp it really was with finger or arm... OUCH!!!!

    Was playing with knife after sharpening to see how much it would cut.

    Watched the Cold Steel video and tried some of the stunts...

    ???

    Alan
     
  6. Using them in the kitchen for different odd reasons including peeling 'taters, etc.
     
  7. Gutting deer or processing other types of animals!?!?
     
  8. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Both obviously are involved but it's not what the patients were doing
     
  9. When an enjoyable evening at a Japanese restaurant goes horribly wrong?
     
  10. Chop Chop!!!!!!

    This ones easy...Do you remember the knife info mercials where they use the Super Ginsoo 6000 to chop through a steel pipe and then slice the tomatoe??? Well, the first dozen or so sliced their finger off while grinding on the pipe!!!:rolleyes:



    Thanks for playing...people!!!!
     
  11. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Here it is, Boys.

    Ok, boys, here it is....# 1 knife causing injury in the Emergency room:

    Slicing Bagels
     
  12. Should have known, that happened to my boss.
     
  13. Had a guy at work complaining about the donuts that had been bought for a meeting. He said they were tasty but awful dry....he was eating a bagel.
     
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