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Ok, all you Smarty Pants out there---Hospital Emergency room....Knife wounds....What's the major cause of these knife wounds?
 

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One of three reasons:

A) couldn't find wine opener so used pocket knife, slicing open hand.

2) Met 350 lb blind date for dinner and accidentally took steak knife in the eye reaching for breadsticks.

D) Stuck self in stomache hara kari style with same steak knife after losing arm wrestling match over last breadstick.
 

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Disagreement with the wife...

Just sharpened knife and was seeing how sharp it really was with finger or arm... OUCH!!!!

Was playing with knife after sharpening to see how much it would cut.

Watched the Cold Steel video and tried some of the stunts...

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Alan
 

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Using them in the kitchen for different odd reasons including peeling 'taters, etc.
 

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Chop Chop!!!!!!

This ones easy...Do you remember the knife info mercials where they use the Super Ginsoo 6000 to chop through a steel pipe and then slice the tomatoe??? Well, the first dozen or so sliced their finger off while grinding on the pipe!!!:rolleyes:

Thanks for playing...people!!!!
 

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Here it is, Boys.

Ok, boys, here it is....# 1 knife causing injury in the Emergency room:

Slicing Bagels
 

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Had a guy at work complaining about the donuts that had been bought for a meeting. He said they were tasty but awful dry....he was eating a bagel.
 

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dleslie217 said:
Had a guy at work complaining about the donuts that had been bought for a meeting. He said they were tasty but awful dry....he was eating a bagel.
LOL LOL dleslie that is a good one! I hope he wasn't making any major decisions for your company. :banghead3 a couple buddies of mine were on business trip to cincy a few years back and went to starbucks for coffee one morning...one guy ordered a coffee and a biscotti...he thought he was getting something else i guess and about broke off a tooth on it! :bouncy:
 

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Tomatoe.....not Bagel silly!!!!!

biscotti??? Any good Italian will tell you that biscotti is Italian for Biscuit...What's the Italian word for Sausage Gravy Cary??????
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