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A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. To get a good view of the natural spendor of her land, she climbed a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. As she neared the top, a Spotted Owl silently swooped in and attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and received a number of nasty splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him about her new land and how she came to get the splinters, and that she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter.

The doctor, an avid hunter, listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and explained, "Well, I had to apply for permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau Of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

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