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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by Hoosier_Steelheader, Jan 31, 2006.

  1. An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an

    individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of
    resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.

    He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.

    Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

    The day came and as the four sat around the conference room
    table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
    Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,

    "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that
    it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

    "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

    "And now you sir?" he asked the second man.

    "Hmm.! ... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't
    know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
    "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's
    a very popular cliché for speed."

    He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

    "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on
    the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across
    the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
    TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

    The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
    thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light,"
    he said. Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer
    posed the same question.

    Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers,
    It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."

    "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

    "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I
    wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK,
    BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped in my pants.":yikes:

    Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!!!!

  2. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Ok, that was bad, I mean good, I mean know what I mean...Love those Bubbas.

  3. Poor Bubba. Had the same thing happen to a friend of mine caught it on tape.Ya want me to send it in? Smellovision its a wonderful thing.