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First Rectal Exam

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 31, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    proctologist's office

    I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only
    be a few minutes.

    After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting, I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

    1. A Tube of K-Y jelly
    2. A rubber glove
    3. and a beer.

    When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

    At that Doctor Ted became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.
    He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......

    Darn it, Ethel ~ I said a BUTT LIGHT.

  2. No Italians in this one????

    A good one Cary. I'm surprised that it wasn't nurse Maria and Dr. Calzone!!!!