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Fishing and Sex

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by 410, May 10, 2006.

  1. Just wanted to see what the gang thought a fishing and sex.
    Here is 20 differences between Fishing and sex.

    20. No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish

    19. A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

    18. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

    17. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you.

    16. The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

    15. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the internet if you become famous.

    14 Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

    13. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

    12. When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guitly about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

    11. If you regular Fishing partner isn't available, they won't object if you Fish with someone else.

    10. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

    9. When dealing with a Fishing Pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

    8. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.:cool:

    7. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

    6. There are no Fishing trasmitted diseased.

    5. If you want to watch Fishing on tv, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.:fish2:

    4. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

    3. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

    2. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy you favorite activity.

    1. Your Fishing partner will never say, " Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?

    There you go boys, Like I said before just take up fishing HA!:fish: :fish:
  2. Quail.......I think the relationship is over. He is already wanting to cheat on you!


  3. those were good ones. also you can still practice catch and release.
  4. I always knew he was a fishin' Tramp!
  5. Sorry rookie I got to do the #4 rule with quail and I know he won't like it. But rule #3 is what is going on too. HA!
  6. Well...I guess it's not the first time I've had a number done on me:coco: doubt it'll be the last either.
  7. Plus if you pay a profesional to mount your fish your in-laws won't be pissed.
  8. Then why did you make me wear a strange shirt and dark sun glasses when we snuck into Gander Mountain, Tuck???
  9. I'm married and I have a kid...I don't do either

  10. Amen brother.
  11. Quail you know that MR. DEAN love those type shirts. Your right that is kind of a Sleazy place where he works. HA!
  12. I had not read this before...good job 410!