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Fix the Outhouse

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Sep 18, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when

    she hollers out, "Pa, ya need to go out and fix the

    outhouse!"



    Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with

    the outhouse."



    Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out

    there and fix it."

    So.......Pa mosies out to the outhouse,

    looks around, and yells back,



    "Ma, there ain't nuthin wrong with the

    outhouse! "



    Ma replies, "Stick yer head in the hole!"

    Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in

    that hole!"

    Ma says, "Ya have to stick yer head in the

    hole to see what to fix."



    So with that, Pa sticks his head in the

    hole, looks around, and yells back,

    "Ma, there ain't nuthin wrong with this

    outhouse!"

    Ma hollers back, "Now take yer head out

    of the hole!"

    Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the

    hole, then starts yelling,

    "Ma, help! My beard is stuck in the cracks

    of the toilet seat!"

    To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it?"
     
  2. creepy and funny. where do you find your jokes?
     

  3. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    I'm a high school teacher....we have to be creepy and funny...

    I don't know, everyone sends me jokes all the time.