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For Beer Lovers

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Apr 30, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    For Beer Lovers

    Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
    Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -- Babe Ruth


    An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -- Ernest Hemingway



    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Paul Hornung


    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. - H.L. Mencken


    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! George Bernard Shaw


    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin


    Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -- Dave Barry


    Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c. -- W.C. Fields


    Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. Professor Irwin Corey


    To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can! -- Leo Durocher
     
  2. I'd rather have a beer in front of me than a frontal lobotomy:coco: