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From The Dog

Discussion in 'Upland Game hunting, Dogs and dog training' started by ccavacini, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    FROM: THE DOG



    Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

    Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

    Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the "Chrysler Beagle"?

    Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

    Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

    Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

    Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

    Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

     
  2. I liked that one, sure my dogs agree on the meatballs...
     

  3. A dog's world

    It is funny when you put a different spin on things how humorous it really seems. I especially liked the one regarding verbal instructions. Thanks for the laugh.