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George W

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Feb 21, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he

    is carrying a baby pig under each arm...

    The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

    "Nice pigs, sir!"

    The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry."

    The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

    "Nice trade, sir!"

     
  2. BUMPER STICKER--- I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney
    than ride with Ted Kennedy