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Getting Old

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 4, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Getting Old

    Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench

    under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 83 years

    old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my

    age. How do you feel?"

    Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

    "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"

    "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."