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Go Granny.......

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by Fish Hook, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. Fish Hook

    Fish Hook Banned

    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her
    wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday
    were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well,
    but she could write notes when she needed to

    After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started
    leaning off to the right, so some family members
    grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows
    on her right.

    A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so
    again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her

    Soon she started leaning forward, so the family
    members again grabbed her,then tied a pillowcase
    around her waist to hold her up.

    A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma
    and said, "Hi, Grandma,you' re looking good! How are
    they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad
    and slowly wrote a note to the grandson. . .

    "They won't let me fart".
  2. Now, that is what I call a Boomin' Granny!!! LOL!!!