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Golf Joke

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Sep 11, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his
    round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie the second. On the third
    hole he had just scored his first ever hole in one when his cell phone rang.
    It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
    accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

    The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be
    there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was
    shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple
    of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up finishing all
    eighteen. He finished his round shooting a personal best 61 shattering the
    club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than
    10. He was jubilant; then he remembered his wife.

    Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
    and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted,
    "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you? - I hope you're
    proud of yourself! - While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
    yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's
    just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more
    than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require 'round the
    clock care - And you'll be her care giver!"..

    The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed. The doctor started
    to snicker and said, "Just kidding - She died more than two hours ago -
    What'd you shoot?"