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Golf Widow

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Aug 3, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron

    standing over a lifeless man.

    The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

    "Yes," says the woman.

    "Did you hit him with that golf club?"

    "Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her

    hands on her face.

    "How many times did you hit him?"

    "I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times...Oh, just put me down for a five."