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Great Truths

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by ccavacini, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

    1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

    2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

    3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

    4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

    5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

    6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

    7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

    8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

    9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

    10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

     

  2. Oh you can baptize a cat...it won't be fun...but it can be done.
     
  3. You can put it in a dryer after also but you may get in trouble if your a kid
     
  4. Ok that sounds like a story I would like to hear. (And I'm not a cat hater.)

    I had a friend that got ticked at his sister when he was about 4 or 5 and threw her kitten in a burning burn barrel.
     
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