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gynecologist

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the
    verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
    hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a
    mechanic.

    He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed
    up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

    When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
    carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
    obtained a score of 150%.

    Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear
    ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had
    been an error which needed adjusting."

    The instructor said "during the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
    which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
    again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

    The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did
    all of it through the muffler."