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Harvey and Gladys

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in
    front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.

    "You know, Harvey ," she comments, "I stare into this mirror and I
    see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much
    that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped
    balloons,and... my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the
    Hindenburg!"

    She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just
    one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."

    Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a
    soft, thoughtful voice,
    "Well ... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."