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Her and His Diary......

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by Main Beam, Jan 17, 2007.

  1. :cwm27: Her and His Diary......

    HER DIARY:
    > Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
    >meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
    >long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
    >he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested
    >that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't
    >say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I asked him
    >if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it
    >had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home,
    >I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I
    >can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love
    >you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as
    >if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly,
    >and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with
    >silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later,
    >he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love.
    >But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
    >somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm
    >almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
    >

    >HIS DIARY:
    >Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.
     
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  2. No comment Mainbeam, I'm already divorsed!!