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Herman James

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Nov 2, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was

    drafted by the Army.

    On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
    That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

    On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.

    That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

    On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap

    The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.